Woody Allen

"I heard so much Wagner at last night's concert that I'm ready to 
invade Poland." 
		-- "Manhattan Murder Mystery"


What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
		-- "Without Feathers"


The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get
much sleep.


"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to
achieve immortality through not dying."